Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, New Year’s — yep, it’s the ass-end of the year. And so, as we do each December, let us gather ’round the blazing log and salute the winter holidays with an upraised middle finger.
Light the fucking candles!
“Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph / And his stupid fucking nose”
Fuck Christmas baseball tee from Look Human.
“I Hate Your Family”! (Tripod)
“But when your family call / They shit me up the wall”
Hat tip: Lauren Gawne.
Merry fucking Christmas! (South Park)
Hat tip: Anne Gilson LaLonde.
“Merry Christmas (Says Your Text Message).” Be patient; it’s sweary.
Hat tip: Gretchen McCulloch.
Fuck New Year’s Eve!
And while we’re at it, why not get a running start on Fuck Valentine’s Day?