Sweary last-minute gifts

Good news for all you pro-fucking-crastinators: Strong Language has you covered! Here’s our last-minute roundup of gifts suitable for every occasion, including the year-end holidays.

For the scribbler.

Fucking Brilliant pencils “for writing shit down,” from Calligraphuck.

For the lady with opinions.

“Kindly Fuck Off” teacup and saucer from Miss Havisham’s.

For the writer (or editor) who doesn’t know where to stick it.


Fucking Apostrophes, a guidebook by Simon Griffin.

For the beer connoisseur.

Fucking Hell beer. (Currently out of stock, and not shippable to the U.S., but we couldn’t resist.)

For the sentimentalist.

Sweary snow globe by Ligorano/Reese from the New Museum.

For the yoga practitioner who happens to live in Michigan.

Sailor’s Mouth Yoga with A-Bomb, various locations in Flint and Detroit. “Drink, swear, and get bent!” (Hat tip: Nancy Nall.)

For the daredevil.

The Hottest Fuckin’ Sauce, from The Hot Sauce Stop and other purveyors.

For the fan of Newfie swears.

Sweary ceramic beer cups and shot glasses by Erin Callahan St. John, who is also from St. John’s, Newfoundland.

For the lady who doesn’t give a fuck.

IDGAF necklace in 18k gold from Wendy Brandes Jewelry. Also available in sterling silver.

For the sweary home chef.

Fuck, That’s Delicious: An Annotated Guide to Eating Well, by Action Bronson (host of the TV show of the same name.

And from Strong Language’s own James Harbeck:

The Asshole’s Guide to Cooking: Volume 1.

For the festive lady.

Tits the Season tank top from The Inked Boys. Also available as a T-shirt or hoodie.

For the person who’s willing to wait.

Everything’s Fucked lapel pin from Swear Trek. Currently in production; expected by March.

One thought on “Sweary last-minute gifts

  1. Gina January 2, 2018 / 1:20 am

    This is an arcitle that makes you think “never thought of that!”

    Like

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