Akutai matsuri—Japan’s festivals of abusive language

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One day a year, visitors to the Saishōji Temple in Ashikaga are invited to shed their stoicism and politeness for a night of cathartic cursing. At the akutare matsuri (“rowdiness festival”), also called akutai matsuri (“festival of abusive language”), held annually on New Year’s Eve, hundreds of worshippers make the forty-minute trek up the mountain to the temple, shouting insults and epithets along the way. Although all potential targets of these insults are fair game, the curses themselves are typically mild, especially by Strong Language standards. The insult of choice is usually “bakayarō!”—loosely translated to “you idiot!”

At about 11 pm, the group is led up the path by a man blowing a horagai, or conch, to ward off evil. When they reach the summit, they ring the temple bell, and, at the stroke of midnight, after cries of “Happy New Year!”, worshippers take part in a final ceremony in which they declare their wishes for the year and a priest pours sake on their foreheads. The wine trickles down their faces—symbolizing the joy that will flow in the year ahead—and into bowls they hold under their chins, from which they drink it up.

The event at Ashikaga is one of several akutai matsuri that take place through December and January. These festivals began more than two centuries ago, during the Edo period, as a way of letting overworked, long-suffering factory workers—many of them women recruited from the countryside to make material for kimonos—vent pent-up frustrations.

On the third Sunday of December, worshippers follow thirteen people dressed as tengu—red-faced mountain goblins—up Mount Atago to the Atago Shrine, cursing as they go. On the way up, the tengu make offerings at eighteen smaller shrines, and visitors hurl insults as they try to grab the offerings, which are said to bring good luck. Once they reach the Atago Shrine, they receive a blessing from a Shinto priest, and the tengu throw rice cakes into the crowd.

If, after two festivals in December, you’re still jonesing to swear once you ring in the new year, head over to the akutai matsuri at Haushiwake Shrine in Yasawagi on January 5, where worshippers have an insult-off, taking turns berating one another. The winners (though I can’t find information on who decides this—does anyone know?) are supposedly blessed with good fortune for the rest of the year.

All this is to say, happy fucking new year, you shit-gargling ass-cunts! From your grateful friends at Strong Language, where every day is a festival of profanity.

7 thoughts on “Akutai matsuri—Japan’s festivals of abusive language

  1. urbansimulator January 1, 2016 / 8:18 pm

    In Germany we have something similar organized by PEGIDA every Monday at the city of Dresden on the place before the opera. PEGIDA thinks of themselfes as salvators of Europe which shall be destroyed by the Islam. So what you can hear their each Monday are insulting and disgusting speeches where all politicians are declared as “enemies of the people” and “blood-drinking vampires” or all journalists trying to report their directly will hear that they are “stinky lousy liars who should better leave the place”. Even members of a church were once threatened because they dared to perform the normal carillon at Eastern when a rally by PEDIGA took place and the “communication” was like this: “You must fear that we cut your throat if you do not stop the carillon.” Profanity can also be quite dangerous sometimes.

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    • Iva Cheung January 1, 2016 / 8:23 pm

      That does seem a wee bit more extreme than the Japanese festivals, yes. Also sounds like a Trump rally.

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      • urbansimulator January 2, 2016 / 8:03 am

        Yes, your interpretation is completely correct because stupidity and xenophobia can be found everywhere in the world. These people – which are a small minority – do not know that Jesus is regarded as a prophet in Islam and that St. Mary is more often mentioned in the Quran than in the Bible.

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      • urbansimulator January 5, 2016 / 8:33 am

        It seems you know nothing about this matter, otherwise I can not explain why you are posting such a senseless statement. Do you know Germany or have you been to Dresden personally? Most probably not.

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